Twinkie Time

Random new post... just some "in the moment" thoughts

2012-01-13T11:59:00.008-05:00

Here are some deeeeep thoughts that have been rolling around in my head lately... Just processing here. Nothing much to see. Move along.---Lately I've been thinking about how some very specific people I know want all the benefits of friendship without any of the responsibility. What's up with that?There are many levels of friendship, I know. However, in the specific instances I'm talking about, I

This is part of what's WRONG with the world

2009-04-01T10:46:00.004-04:00

I have an extremely negative gut reaction to this billboard, which is up all over town:Now, I know it's an ad for the Kentucky Derby Museum's exhibit featuring "Derby day attire highlighting the splendid hats, accessories and outfits worn from Millionaire’s Row down to the Winner’s Circle." I think that's a great idea for an exhibit... interesting, even. Fashion is a reflection of our society,

Don't play with addicts

2008-12-05T15:37:00.001-05:00

I have two friends that are both addicts. One is in recovery, but is still very fragile in her ability to fight off the demon. The other is very probably near death. I talk to her less and less lately because I don’t think there’s anything I can do to make life better – especially if she doesn’t do what she needs to do for herself. I haven’t talked to him since he gave up his year of

Little girl

2008-11-25T13:37:00.000-05:00

No matter how old I get, I can always very easily get back in touch with my “little girl” feelings. I’m going to have to face it: I may never feel like a grown up woman. (Is it just me?) I always feel like there’s this big secret to life that everyone else knows but me. I’m starting to suspect that the secret is: There is no secret. We just have to keep plugging along, making the best

What a bear does in the woods

2008-11-17T14:47:00.001-05:00

I’m hibernating. I hardly left my house all weekend. I’m crafting, beading, crocheting, messing around with paper mache, painting... It’s fun and I don’t have to talk to people, which has been something I’ve needed to avoid lately. I’m not depressed, I’m just overloaded. The cold doesn’t help. Who wants to go out and do anything when you have to get all frozen? I need to start holiday

Jingle Bells?

2008-11-14T15:04:00.002-05:00

We're still a long way from Christmas, kids. Are your fingers poised on the mute button yet? Set DVRs to FFWD!

Nowhere to direct this anger

2008-11-13T14:18:00.001-05:00

My husband just picked my 7-year old child up from school because she vomited. When he asked her when she started feeling ill, she told him that she started feeling nauseated after another child spit in her mouth. She said that another little girl was standing behind her, tapped her on the shoulder, and when my child turned around and said “what?” the other girl spat at her and it landed in my

Hallelujah! The end of WoW.

2008-10-28T13:33:00.001-04:00

This morning, my husband announces to me: “Honey, I’m quitting ‘the game.’” Yippee! I have endured many, many moons as a “gaming widow,” and World of Warcraft is one of the most insidious, wicked games a husband can get into. Apparently, it has some magical powers that cause you to believe that the stuff you do in it is “important” and/or “real.” At least, that’s the only explanation that I

Redneck Crafts

2008-10-23T16:57:00.000-04:00

This is what happens when you Google “Redneck crafts.” Just an FYI for ya there…

File this under "Things that make me swoon."

2008-10-17T14:36:00.002-04:00

...all except for the hairdo.

E.I.E.I. O.M.G. this is funny

2008-09-25T15:43:00.000-04:00

YUM YUM: Pork ribs in the slow cooker

2008-09-07T17:32:00.002-04:00

I made these for dinner and just took my first sneak taste. Uh Mah Gah! They are delicious and it was soooo easy. I recommend!INGREDIENTS1 (10.5 ounce) can beef broth 3 tablespoons honey mustard 1/4 cup honey 1/2 cup water 1/4 cup honey barbeque sauce 1/4 cup soy sauce 1/4 cup maple syrup 3 pounds baby back pork ribsDIRECTIONSIn the crock of a slow cooker, mix together the beef broth, honey

Jerry and Bill ARE stodgy, though, right?

2008-08-21T13:53:00.003-04:00

According to the Wall Street Journal, Microsoft has hired Jerry Seinfeld to pitch for them:Jerry Seinfeld To Pitch For Microsoft Vs. AppleThe Wall Street Journal -- In a $300 million campaign that is said to be the largest in its history, comedian and proven pitchman Jerry Seinfeld will appear with Bill Gates in Microsoft ads with an immediate goal of reversing negative public perception of

I just pre-ordered a CD for the first time EVER

2008-08-20T10:51:00.003-04:00

Amie Miriello, formerly of Dirtie Blonde, is releasing a new CD September 2. (Why, yes, that IS the day after my birthday. This is your first official notification that my birthday is coming up!)Amie's work with Dirtie Blonde was great, but based on the songs she's released so far, this CD is going to be phenomenal. I'm already completely obsessed with "Cold Front."LISTEN!!!!

Sunday Sunday Sunday! See me sing(ish)

2008-07-23T18:18:00.004-04:00

I'll be performing with my "Weekend Warrior" band, Hullabaloo, at the Hard Rock Cafe on 4th street this Sunday afternoon at 2 p.m.For those of you who don't know, I've been involved in this little program of Mom's Music. Basically, you pay a coach. They either match you up with others, or you can join with people you know. They help you learn to play a few songs (4, in our case), and then you get

huh? what?

2008-07-13T18:08:00.000-04:00

more cat pictures

Dear Chad-the-guy-at-the-AT&T-store

2008-07-08T19:24:00.001-04:00

Dear Chad-the-guy-at-the-AT&T-store,The appropriate time to tell me that you can't help me get a replacement phone is when I walk into the store, not after you've toyed with my broke-ass phone for fifteen minutes.Thank you,Twinkie

My baby turns SEVEN this Saturday

2008-06-27T14:58:00.002-04:00

I just found out she has the same birthday as Kathy Bates. Cool! I hope she's as talented because we all know that has everything to do with when you're born, right? Right?Smooches!

Girlyman.

2008-06-26T14:09:00.003-04:00

It's not what you think... but it is true love for me!SeeqPod - Playable Search

Maxi-mum embarrassment

2008-06-17T21:06:00.004-04:00

Yesterday I went to the corner food mart for a few supplies... Milk, bread, etc. I stood in line while the 16-ish girl passed my groceries over the scanner while casting furtive glances at the 17-ish gawky boy who bagged them up. About every third item, they'd catch one another's eye and smile awkwardly. I was very amused with the flirting and was smiling to myself about it.The smile turned to an

Rock on, Harry

2008-06-16T16:30:00.002-04:00

My friend died. I'm super sad.I didn't see him every day... or hardly at all over the last ten years or so. Harry was a one-of-a-kind dude, though. He lived life to the fullest and helped me to understand that "age ain't nothin' but a number." He was one of those people who sucked all the marrow out of life. Lived hard. Loved hard.I'll always remember how he'd rather have a warm house than food

The only thing I know for sure (or "I don't care about Denise Richards")

2008-06-08T12:15:00.004-04:00

I caught 30 seconds of a Denise Richards reality show today. She was being interviewed and explained why she had chosen open her life to the cameras. She said, "There are just so many sides to me that people don't know." No shit, Denise. That's pretty much true of everyone.The only people who even come close to knowing every side of me are my husband and my sister. If I were to die tomorrow,

Last minute concert opportunity!

2008-06-02T10:10:00.003-04:00

I'm going to see Brandi Carlile open for Sheryl Crow tonight. Envy me!I'm SO into her lately. It's gonna be awesome. And it's all due to my new musical BFF, Rachel. She's so freakin' cool!

Holy crap, I LOVE my new job

2008-05-30T10:24:00.001-04:00

I hope this feeling lasts.I've been really busy getting used to my new routine, etc., but I'm hoping to start blogging more again.I really miss telling the world what a big dork I am on a regular basis.Smooches!

A Fond Farewell

2008-05-10T10:17:00.007-04:00

If I haven't excitedly screamed "I got a new job!," while simultaneously jumping up and down, here's your notice: I'm leaving my job of nearly 8 years. My last day is Friday, May 16.I am "over the moon" about the adventure that waits for me with a start-up company, web site, and community. However, I'm sad to leave a group of people who've become so much more to me than coworkers.They've stood

Guys, if you accidentally touch a coworker's boob...

2008-04-29T13:36:00.004-04:00

...you better pray she doesn't know your wife!So, guess what happened to me today... Here's the IM conversation that happened right afterward. Tee hee. I'm evil!Me: got a second?His Wife: yupMe: your husband did the FUNNIEST thing today and I want you to tease him about itHis Wife: OH YESSSSSSMe: but don't get mad, 'cause it was a TOTAL ACCIDENTHis Wife: uh ohMe: he touched my boobHis Wife: OMGMe

Sunday blues

2008-04-20T17:10:00.001-04:00

see more crazy cat pics

Bend me, break me, any way you need me

2008-04-14T10:50:00.001-04:00

So, this relatively new friend of mine says I have a confidence problem. I always say, "that's what YOU think." The truth is, he's right.My question is, who DOESN'T have a lack of confidence in some area of their life?Furthermore, isn't it boring and annoying to sit around and listen to someone talk about how great they are? Isn't is horrifying when someone talks to you for way, way longer than

Cannot stop laughing at this one

2008-04-07T23:55:00.001-04:00

see more crazy cat pics

Hmmm

2008-03-31T21:02:00.002-04:00

So, last Wednesday a bunch of folks got laid off from work. Lucky me, I escaped.Today, this sign went up in front of the building.They say I have no reason to worry.

I like to play dress up

2008-03-21T13:15:00.003-04:00

Last night, my friend Ann and I made a costume out of office supplies. The plan was to surprise Tiffani, our favorite bartender, with a little "show" before she's whisked off on a vacation to Paris. We wanted to make a splash, so we came up with a little "act" to spring on her.I was dressed as a French painter. I was wearing a beret and holding a painters pallette and paintbrush, both crafted

Breakfast and snack

2008-03-13T10:58:00.002-04:00

This is what I brought to work this morning for my breakfast and snack. Wonder what I might have been thinking about... subconsciously...*snicker*

We're growing up...

2008-03-04T21:12:00.001-05:00

I am suddenly, madly, and completely obsessed with this song:

My daughter, the artist, can't spell yet

2008-03-02T13:16:00.001-05:00

BeBop loves to draw. Unfortunately, she still spells phonetically. This picture is supposed to be about a dog named "Fudge."

Prepare to DIE of cuteness

2008-02-19T15:09:00.002-05:00

BeBop lost a tooth this past weekend and when the "tooth fairy" retrieved the tooth, she found this bonus drawing:The fairy flew off with this precious work of art. She cherishes it!

Win this cool plate

2008-02-17T11:52:00.000-05:00

No, wait, I want to win this cool plate!

I enjoy cheese

2008-02-15T10:22:00.002-05:00

If you've not tried Laughing Cow Light Swiss cheese, do it. It's super delicious and only one weight watcher point per wedge. It's spreadable, so you can put it on sandwiches and, my favorite, bagels.This review says it better than I ever could:"This cheese is soft, with a mild delicate cheese flavor. It may look like cream cheese, but the flavor is more like a combination of mild cheddar and

Happy VD!

2008-02-14T11:22:00.002-05:00

I just love saying that. I don't know why.Hugs and Smooches to all who deserve it. Lurkers, I know who you are and I'm coming after you! ;-)

Rock Star Fantasy Camp

2008-02-01T09:57:00.000-05:00

Guess which happy little snack cake sang "Wanted Dead or Alive" with the Big Rock Show last night? It was SO. MUCH. FUN.I wish I had a Polaroid of the guys' faces when I started asking if I might be able to sing one. They were skeeeeered. Luckily, they decided to indulge me. I'm not sure if it was the pleading, the eyelash batting, or the promise of a big tip that pushed them over the edge, and I

Looking forward...

2008-01-30T21:09:00.000-05:00

Things I'm looking forward to:Tomorrow night's trip to Two Lane to see The Big Rock Show -- always a blastMy first Grindstone performance on Feb. 16 (part of a friend's birfday celebration)The "party bus" trip to Caesar's on Feb. 23 (part of yet another friend's birfday celebration)My girl Alicia's annual Oscar Party, a full-on red carpet, fancy-dress wearing, ladies-only event!Next Monday's TOPS

Quick post full of random thoughts

2008-01-23T14:14:00.000-05:00

1. I'm fat. I'm not doing very well on my diet.2. My husband calls everything I watch on TV "ghosts on crack," because I'm always seem to be watching A Haunting, Paranormal State, Ghost Hunters, Intervention, or Celebrity Rehab. Too funny! Of course, I watch a much wider variety of crap than that! For example, I'm also watching Rock of Love II. :-)3. I could live the rest of my life exploring/

How very "un-Britney" of me

2008-01-18T15:03:00.001-05:00

You Are 32% BipolarOverall, you're a pretty stable person. You may be a bit moody, but nothing out of what's normal.As long as your emotions aren't severe, you're totally in control!Are You Bipolar?

Fat Twinkie, American Gladiator, other random crap

2008-01-07T15:43:00.000-05:00

Tonight I'm going to my TOPS meeting to weigh in for the first time in 2008. I have to find out just how much damage I did during the holidays. I can tell by the fit of my jeans that it's not going to be good news.Whatever happens, though, I'm just going to pick up the pieces and move on. I want to win the war so I must get back into healthy foods and exercise.Frankly, since I've been eating all

Spiders on drugs

2007-12-27T15:15:00.001-05:00

I just killed the scariest spider EVAH in my house. In my effort to identify it, I came across this HILARIOUS video:

Happy holidays to all my "sweet biscuits"

2007-12-24T00:30:00.001-05:00

I LOVE that 12th day!

2007-12-17T11:02:00.001-05:00

What would you do...

2007-12-09T23:45:00.001-05:00

if you suddenly started sweating GREEN?

Things that are going on with me: A bit of a whine and moan

2007-12-03T13:26:00.000-05:00

My darling husband's vehicle is in the shop--and has been for DAYS--due to a failing transmission. The repair bill is monstrous. Nice month for that!I've been super whiny and irritated about it. This has traditionally been a tough time of year for me in terms of battling depression. It just gets dark too early. I need the sun!In fact, I even opened the dadgum blinds/curtains in the house this

I'm gonna miss you, Evel!

2007-11-30T16:43:00.000-05:00

Evel Knievel died Friday, according to evelknievel.com. I have very fond memories of Evel. Everybody loved him and his daring feats. Heck, he was even a guest on Happy Days!My cousins had Evel Knievel motorcycle zip toys that would jump ramps and go through loops. Good times, good times.

OF COURSE, I'm a starch

2007-11-20T13:54:00.000-05:00

You Are Mashed PotatoesOridnary, comforting, and more than a little predictableYou're the glue that holds everyone together.What Part of Thanksgiving Are You?

Don't hate me 'cause I'm nice

2007-11-20T13:49:00.000-05:00

People Envy Your CompassionYou have a kind heart and an unusual empathy for all living creatures. You tend to absorb others' happiness and pain.People envy your compassion, and more importantly, the connections it helps you build. And compassionate as you are, you feel for them.What Do People Envy About You?

I knew it!!!!

2007-11-12T10:26:00.000-05:00

Check out PostSecret for more revelations. I LOVE it.

Sugar is the DEVIL! Exercise is exorcism.

2007-11-07T16:36:00.000-05:00

Hi, my name is Twinkie and I'm a food addict. (Why do I always want to add "it's been six weeks since my last confession"?)I've been WAY, WAY off the "healthy eating" wagon for at least six weeks. I hit rock bottom on Sunday night when I found myself eating handfuls of "witches' brew," a fantastic mixture of M&Ms, candy corn, and peanuts. I followed that with two breakfast bars (blueberry) and a

Happiness is...

2007-10-30T16:05:00.000-04:00

Knowing you have the next 3 days off workGetting to help at your daughter's 1st grade Halloween partyHaving a husband who sleeps at night, just like everyone else!Weekend party plans in place by Tuesday afternoon!Getting a bit of Christmas shopping done BEFORE November even hitsFamily and friends and love and life!Having lots of beautiful memories and the hopes of many more wonderful days to come

What was I talking about?

2007-10-26T14:27:00.001-04:00

Courtesy of Crazy Dog T-Shirts

I now bleed blue

2007-10-15T10:30:00.001-04:00

It's OVER Originally uploaded by khutton_netgainky I had the greatest sports experience EVAH this weekend. I rocked my first ever tailgating party and followed it by watching the University of Kentucky Wildcats go into triple overtime and beat the #1 ranked Louisiana State U's Tigers. I rushed the field like a true blue fan.I also lost my cell phone in the celebration. However, a nice

I love Recipematcher.com!

2007-10-11T11:43:00.000-04:00

This is just my first impression, but how fabulous is RecipeMatcher.com? You can put in the ingredients your pantry is stocked with and get a list of recipes you can make along with a shopping list (or not) of what you still need. Brizziliant!Here's the enticing copy from the email I received about the site:My $50 Weekly Food BudgetIt seems like I tried daily to save money and before I knew it

What a trip

2007-10-09T16:28:00.001-04:00

Yesterday, my nephew fell off a 3-foot tall kids' sliding board and broke his femur. Or "brook his leg" as BeBop would say.He is currently still in Kosair Children's Hospital, although we hope he'll be out tonight. He gets to spend the next six to ten weeks in a spica cast, which will cover his hips and both legs. Super fun for my sister... and the whole family, really.In other news, one of my

De ja ewww

2007-10-08T11:16:00.000-04:00

Do you ever feel like you're hurtling toward a dramatic conclusion but you don't know which direction it'll hit ya from?

I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish.

2007-10-04T10:44:00.000-04:00

This post is dedicated to RosieBoo, a woman who is nearly as accident prone as I am.This morning I was (as usual) rushing around trying to get ready. One of BeBop's bath toys--a tiny plastic teacup--didn't quite make it into the bin and was sitting on the slick tile floor.Of course, I step right on it, slide, and trip a bit. I didn't fall. Oh no. I'm so clever that I just lifted the sliding foot

Marketing Genius: Nice 'n Easy Root Touch-Up

2007-10-02T09:50:00.000-04:00

Somebody over at Clairol should get a raise for thinking of a way for me to purchase LESS hair color for the same amount of money and still be delighted.I color my hair regularly to remove the abundance of silver and gray that make me feel like an old lady. It's a huge pain in the toochis to color my hair, especially since the dye is so dark and tends to splash everywhere requiring a full-on

A bunch of random thoughts thrown together to look like a blog post

2007-09-24T15:23:00.000-04:00

I'm back from a weekend trip to Gatlinburg, TN. I am so glad we went because I had a fantabulous time, however:My laundry is WAY behindI am extremely tiredI know the giant steak and all the bread I ate means I will weigh in with a gain at this week's TOPS meetingLast night, after the long drive home, I decided to go visit my neighbor with whom I often watch Rock of Love. I used her potty and

Gandhi, Nelson Mandela, The Dalai Lama, and me

2007-09-20T13:57:00.000-04:00

Here's me, politically.Find out where you fall at The Political Compass.

Hippity Hoppity: The low self esteem bunny jumps in my lap

2007-09-19T10:40:00.000-04:00

Last night, I told a story about a friend that I shouldn't have told. She never said NOT to tell, but I know she'd be embarrassed if she knew I'd said something. Now I feel like a total piece of crap and it's my own fault. I can't ask her forgiveness without confessing to what I did and embarrassing her even further.The worst part is that I think I just said it to have something to say. I really

What color orange are you?

2007-09-18T09:44:00.001-04:00

You Are CameoYou are understanding and very empathetic.You don't tend to have acquaintances. Everyone is your friend.And all of your friends tend to be friends. You have a knack for bringing very different people together.What Color Orange Are You?

Autumn is coming!

2007-09-13T14:03:00.000-04:00

Can you feel it? The last couple of mornings have been crisp and cool. I took a long walk in my neighborhood last night and was almost chilly!I'm so excited to put away the crop pants and sandals and bring on the sweaters, boots, and hats. Woo hoo!Not in the mood yet? This should do it:

Ooops, I've done it again

2007-09-11T10:20:00.000-04:00

I love talking to different kinds of people, making new friends, learning about different lifestyles, etc. However, I have a "blind spot" sometimes when it comes to spotting negative people. I often find myself knee-deep in a friendship with a Negative Nelly and have to figure out how to back away slowly without hurting anyone's feelings, if at all possible. And it seems I've done it again.How am

I got tagged, y'all!

2007-09-04T14:22:00.000-04:00

First off, the Big Rock Show birthday was a smashing success. Thanks to everyone who made it a fantastic night!And now, for Ms. Mandy, the survey continues:--------------------------------------------------------THE RULES: Elaborate on the words below, kids! Pass it on to your Blogger Friends.Accent – Born and raised in the Bluegrass state. I'm all about Southern charm but I can get a little "red

Tonight's the night

2007-08-30T14:15:00.000-04:00

It's gonna be alright!Tonight is my Big Rock Show birthday party. The cancellations have been pouring in this morning, but a good number of folks still claim to be showing up. I'm super excited!For those of you who can't make it, no worries! It's a random Thursday night for Pete's sake. I totally understand. What's hilarious is that everyone who has canceled has asked me to have a drink in their

Sometimes my hotness overwhelmes me :-)

2007-08-22T14:28:00.001-04:00

Your results:You are Dark PhoenixA prime example of emotional extremes: Passion and fury incarnate.Dark Phoenix 63%Riddler 54%The Joker 54%Venom 51%Apocalypse 44%Mystique 44%Juggernaut 44%Magneto 36%Lex Luthor 34%Poison Ivy 33%Two-Face 32%Dr. Doom 31%Kingpin 30%Catwoman 30%Mr. Freeze 29%Green Goblin 24% Click here to take the "Which Super Villain are you?" quiz...

It's a BIG ROCK SHOW birthday, Charlie Brown!

2007-08-16T09:52:00.000-04:00

My birthday is September 1, but the festivities are going to begin just a wee bit earlier. What do I want from you? I want you to ROCK with me.If you really know me, you know how I adore The Big Rock Show! I'm inviting everyone I know to come watch them with me.Thursday, August 30TWO LANE, 9702 Bardstown Roadfrom 8pm to MidnightClick here for directionsQuit whining because it's a Thursday night.

Twinkie's true ghost story

2007-08-12T22:50:00.000-04:00

So, yes, I believe in ghosts. I've seen some stuff. Believe me, don't believe me, I don't care.For those like me, who LOVE to hear a great scary tale, there's a cool podcast called Anything Ghost. Lex, the host, asks folks to send in their personal tales of paranormal activity. He makes no judgments, just reads them for others to hear. (You can also send him mp3s of your story if you'd rather

Long overdue vacation post

2007-08-02T12:51:00.000-04:00

I went to visit Ang in NC last weekend. It was awesome to see her and we had a great time. Pocahontas went with me and she enjoyed getting some sun, as well.Unfortunately, Ang's husband had a heart attack upon her return. He's still in the hospital and had surgery this morning. Please keep her in your thoughts and prayers.And now, on with the vacation post... Here are a few things I learned while

Should've sent a poet...

2007-07-24T15:42:00.000-04:00

I just watched this over at Sassy Femme's blog and it was so beautiful and awesome that it made me shed a tear:

Events of the weekend and blah blah blah

2007-07-16T21:49:00.000-04:00

Hello kids... I haven't been updating much lately but I had such a full weekend that I felt I needed to post. First, my sweet mother-in-law decided she wanted BeBop for the entire weekend. Woot!On Friday night, I went night fishing on Rough River with my husband and brother-in-law. We stayed out until about 2 a.m. 'cause we were having such a good time. The stars were gorgeous, the fishing

I can't drive 55

2007-07-15T11:23:00.000-04:00

I will be 36 years old on September 1. I've been driving since I was 16. Last night, on the way to my friend's house in Bardstown, Ky, I got pulled over and received my first ever speeding ticket.The officer did a u-turn from the opposite lane to come and nab me doing 70 in a 55. I see traffic school in my future.

Dear Quizno's,

2007-07-11T13:19:00.000-04:00

You could improve your restaurants tenfold by lowering that gigantic glass barrier you have between your employees and your customers. It really, really, really makes it difficult to communicate, especially during a noisy lunch rush. That giant oven that divides your employees doesn't help anything either.Thanks,TwinkieP.S. Your Black and Bleu salad is divine. Too bad I have to struggle to get it.

No wonder our perception of beauty is distorted

2007-07-09T17:17:00.000-04:00

I enjoy being a girl!

2007-07-03T11:09:00.000-04:00

I've been trying to dress "more like a girl" at least a couple days a week, lately. I think that paying attention to my clothes helps me to stay on the right path in terms of nutrition and exercise. Today I'm wearing one of the new skirts I've purchased to help me in this endeavor. I'm actually enjoying wearing these things for now. I hope it will last.In other news, the skating party went off

A whole lot of woman needs a whole lot more!

2007-06-27T20:12:00.000-04:00

Props to the Pasta Queen for showing me this ditty.

Busy girl

2007-06-27T10:48:00.000-04:00

I am running around like a chicken with my head cut off these days! Between the little one's birthday--she'll be six tomorrow!--to the upcoming skating party and associated shopping, weight-loss efforts like grocery buying and exercise, not to mention social activities like the baseball game I attended last night, I am running ragged. To top it off, my new boss's boss is in town this week, my

It's called "communicating"

2007-06-20T21:20:00.000-04:00

This conversation just took place at my house:Me: We're out of milk (said as I'm pouring last of the milk into a casserole)Him: So, if I go to the store I should get some milk? Is that what you're saying?Me: Um, yah! (Okay, it WAS sarcastic, but daggone!)Him: Well, I'm just making sure that's what you meant. All you said was "we're out of milk."Me: In girl world, that's what

Let's go to Sears!

2007-06-20T16:00:00.001-04:00

I'm doing the best that I can

2007-06-20T10:33:00.000-04:00

No matter what you think of me, I'm doing the best that I can. If you don't like how I live my life, the decisions I make... If you can't forgive me for the mistakes I make... Oh well. C'est la vie. Adios. Suck it. And, who needs ya?

Holy crap, maybe it IS the greatest love of all

2007-06-14T22:30:00.000-04:00

I'm still working on improving myself. I've lost 34 lbs since January 8 and my nutrition has improved greatly. I want to make it to my final destination by Christmas as a gift to myself. I was once 6.5 lbs ahead of my goal pace. I am now a mere 1 lb ahead. It's time to exercise consistently.Today I used the little gym at work during lunch for a 45-minute sweat. I did 15 minutes of stair climber

Daddy!

2007-06-13T09:31:00.001-04:00

The birthday party and gymnastics

2007-06-12T22:45:00.000-04:00

So, you may or may not remember what happened when I tried to ATTEND a kiddie birthday party. It was quite the disaster.Tonight I booked a 6th birthday party for BeBop at the local roller rink. No telling what will happen when I'm hosting. I hope I don't fall into the cake or anything.BeBop is nearly as excited to have her party as she is about starting gymnastics this Thursday night. I think

Learning to teedle

2007-06-08T10:53:00.000-04:00

I went to see The Big Rock Show on a whim last night. It's always fun to sing along and watch the crowd. The band was playing at Two Lane and it was Bike Nite. I was wearing a cute little knee-length skirt, white t-shirt, and carrying a tiny little purse. I was quite the fish out of water among the black leather and lace, but I didn't care.During one of the band's breaks, my friend walks over to

No wonder I'm such a basket case...

2007-06-06T22:21:00.000-04:00

Your Sensitivity Score: 93%You are an extremely sensitive person. You notice everything.You've probably been called overly sensitive before, and it's partially true.Highly sensitive people tend to be highly intelligent. And you just can't turn off that part of you.Are You Extremely Sensitive?

Love is...

2007-06-05T09:56:00.000-04:00

Holding your daughter in a headlock while administering eye drops for pink eye. (Anyone with a better idea of how to get this done, I'm all ears.)

If you know who Bobby Trendy is...

2007-06-02T13:47:00.000-04:00

If you know who Bobby Trendy is, you may find this interesting. It's a response to this. Or maybe this came first? I don't really know.If you don't already know who Bobby Trendy is, please skip this because it's a ridiculous waste of time that I'm ashamed to be promoting. :-)

Life is "ruff, ruff"

2007-05-29T09:46:00.000-04:00

This is one of those stories you love me to tell... You know, the ones where I reveal just what an idiot I am?Picture this: It's Sunday night and I'm at my sister's house. We're eating ribs, getting the kids to settle down, and looking forward to an evening of Canasta and laughter.Suddenly, I feel a call of nature. No problem. It's my sister's house. I've done it there before.I go in and

Learning

2007-05-25T10:50:00.001-04:00

It turns out, my friend is a genius!In other news, BeBop got her very own library card through school. We took a trip to the library on Tuesday and she chose all her own books. I very nearly cried when I saw her hand her "very own library card" to the librarian. When the clerk took the card, BeBop turned and smiled at me. The pride and joy in her eyes was almost unbearable. She read all five of

Know anyone like this?

2007-05-21T15:08:00.000-04:00

I sure do. :-)

Derby City Roller Girls RAWK

2007-05-20T23:32:00.000-04:00

I went to a Roller Derby event here in Louisville tonight. It was a blast! The chicks were really into it. The names and outfits were fabulous. The crowd was certainly diverse. A good time was had by all.My favorite skater was "Sir Wheel," 'cause she had the intensity and drive to win. Plus, she's just a little thing but she kicked some roller aaaasssss.I'll definitely be going back for more.

Gossipy thoughts

2007-05-16T15:35:00.000-04:00

Here are some of my thoughts on recent pop culture happenings:Paris, shut up and go to jail. Take yer momma with ya.Ryan, how can you do this to me? And with HER?Cameron, he's creepy. He's NOT cute. He's certainly no JT. Drew, talk to her, honey.Lindsay, please go away.Britney, everyone knows you should still be in rehab. Don't blame yer momma.Avril. Ha ha ha ha.Joe Francis, you cocky SOB. You're

I survived swimsuit shopping

2007-05-11T23:42:00.000-04:00

BeBop, my mother-in-law and I went swimsuit shopping tonight. It was FUN! I haven't had a new suit in about five years so I was due. Here's the winner, except mine has blue polka dots. (Also, I have much better cleavage than the model, if I do say so myself.) ;-)BeBop got a cute flowered suit with cut outs on the sides and a removable skirt. She wanted a bikini but when I started talking about

A reason, a season, or a lifetime... Who knew?

2007-05-11T16:00:00.000-04:00

It's a gorgeous day and I'm in a great mood. It's Friday and I'm heading into a weekend where I'll be celebrating a friend's birthday by having girls' night on the town! We're all looking forward to shakin' some booty.I feel lucky to have several groups of truly close women friends these days. I have a group I've known since first grade, with whom I'll be gathering for dinner and fun next weekend

Have you met my Internet boyfriend?

2007-05-07T13:27:00.000-04:00

I have lots of really meaningful relationships with people who don't know they're in them. For example, Jason Bateman and I have had a white hot love affair going on since he was part of Valarie's Family.So, I think it's time you met my Internet boyfriend, Lore Sjöberg. He's way geeky and hella funny. Check him out.I <3 geek humor.

Hard Spun didn't win the Derby

2007-05-06T00:23:00.000-04:00

If you watched the Kentucky Derby today, you know that Hard Spun didn't win. I bet ten bucks to win on Hard Spun, so I was super excited during the large portion of the race that the horse led. This excitement caused me to scream "Go, Baby, Go!" repeatedly while jumping up and down. And then, well, you know the rest...